It never rains...

It shows quite how bad things are getting when even The Sun's sport pages are laying into the Prime Minister.

In their preview of the Premier League they have allocated each club a "Celeb they would be" and given a brief description of why. Most of them are the sort of lightweight fluff (Lindsay Lohan, Keira Knightly et c.) that one would expect from The Sun. Stoke City however have be given Gordon Brown, and the reasoning seems quite good.

Stoke - Celeb they would be- Gordon Brown.

Everyone knows them now - but in 12 months time they'll be gone and probably forgotten. Well out of his depth in the premiership.

(The switch between 'they' and 'his' was The Sun's)

A bit harsh on Stoke if you ask me.